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Random Quotes

Computer people are the last to guess what’s coming next. I mean, come on, they’re so astonished by the fact that the year 1999 is going to be followed by the year 2000 that it’s costing us billions to prepare for it.
- Douglas Adams


When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

Where does it go when you tell it to go away? It's planning its little electronic stationery revenge. Next time it won't offer you any help. 'Indent your own paragraphs, sucker, I'm just going to sit here trawling through your credit card details and taking all the porn back out of the recycle bin.'
- Unknown, talking about the M$ Office paperclip